As I stare at the computer screen, dumbfounded by lack of ideas to write about. I figured that we haven't had a good rant in a while. So lets release all the tension and just bitch for the sake of bitching. Lets start with what will kick off in a few weeks, NASCAR.

-Stock car racing should not be called stock car racing unless the stock cars are actually stock-

Next year, Toyota will join Dodge, Chevy, and Ford. But by that time, there will be a new concept to the cars. No they won't make them run like the cars themselves, they will make it gayer. All body frames will be identical. The only difference is the maker logo. Each car will have their own logo of Chevy, Ford, Dodge, Toyota, or Pontiac. It should go back to the logic of race it on Sunday and sell it on Monday.

-To my friends at the yellow light on the roads-

If you are close to the line once it turns yellow, run it. But there are people who try to beat the light when they are twenty yards. They either run the red, which is fine by me. Or stop suddenly in the middle of the intersection then back up making the driver look stupid. When the hell did getting a red light become the end of the world?

Sticking to driving....

When you drive a Plymoth PT Cruiser, your nuts are small automatically. Don't act bad ass when you drive it. Don't rev the engine when you stop next to my car because the car has no power of signifigance. And please, don't make it look cool with the decals because you still look gay.

Does anyone else think Bush is hypocritical when he calls Americans "addicted to oil"? Aren't we at war for that little resource? It is almost, no it is the pot calling the kettle black. To quote Gallager, I think the TV should have a button to increase the intellegence. They have one for brightness, however that doesn't work.

-A Live Journal Exclusive Rant-

Don't tell me my password is easy to fucking figure out. I know for a fact that you have to be damn near psychic to figure out my passwords because even though it has no number in it, it can still not be cracked. I am willing to bet my life that unless I tell someone my password, I cannot get hacked into unless it is from the person who has my information in their database, I.E. the two goofy-looking people that run this damn page.

Raven Shadow